[TalkingFootball]

You know you're an Adelaide Crows fan when...

• The only away game you ever go to is at Football Park.
• A three course meal is a Mars Bar and a can of West End Bitter.
• The value of your car goes up and down depending on how much petrol is in the tank.
• Your family tree goes in a straight line.
• Your Dad walks you to school, then starts hanging around
• Your parents met through an advert on a postcard in the side window of the local newsagent.
• You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
• You can tell your age by the amount of rings around the bath tub.
• You go to a family reunion to look for a date.
• Your number plate is personalised because your Dad made it in prison.
• Your brother-in-law is also your uncle, your cousin and your step brother.
• The Samaritans put the phone down on you.