Adelaide Crows Jokes

[TalkingFootball]

You know you're an Adelaide Crows fan when...

• The only away game you ever go to is at Football Park.
• A three course meal is a Mars Bar and a can of West End Bitter.
• The value of your car goes up and down depending on how much petrol is in the tank.
• Your family tree goes in a straight line.
• Your Dad walks you to school, then starts hanging around
• Your parents met through an advert on a postcard in the side window of the local newsagent.
• You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
• You can tell your age by the amount of rings around the bath tub.
• You go to a family reunion to look for a date.
• Your number plate is personalised because your Dad made it in prison.
• Your brother-in-law is also your uncle, your cousin and your step brother.
• The Samaritans put the phone down on you.

[RoosyRocks]

Most of these are old, but it seems the kids are getting a laugh out of them so here is another old one. (Thought i would change up the team we pick on too!)


Five surgeons are discussing who they think makes the best patient to operate on.


The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything is numbered."

The second surgeon responds, "Sure, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded."

The third surgeon says, "Well, I think the file clerks are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes, "You're all wrong. Port Adelaide Supporters are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the face and bum are interchangeable."


RR

[cormick]

I never knew south australians were known for incest...i thought it was just tassie.
Good jokes though

[EagleRock]

Oh i got another Port joke.

The 2007 AFL Grand Final.